2015 Fantasy Football Year-End Summary

Hi Mom…and hi to other Snap readers who have been anxiously waiting for our return from our unplanned hiatus. There was a lot that happened over the last month in the NFL – the regular season came to an end, new coaches got hired, existing coaches got fired (Chip Kelly! Did anyone see that coming before the last game of the season? NOT US) and St. Louis lost its football team. Just like the Rams in LA, we’re baaaaack and just in time for the start of the playoffs. Yay football.

(I promise you – there is a point to this post, but first I’m going to ramble. I figure it’s the best way to get you caught up on the last month and get the writing juices flowing.)

I hope everyone enjoyed the holidays and the conclusion of the 2015 NFL season. Our holidays were great, thanks for asking. Admittedly, they would have been better if we both didn’t get sick. We both became “one with the couch” for a few days before Christmas and it sucked. Not only did it interfere with our motivation to blog, but it also interrupted our holiday baking plans. Is it really Christmas if you don’t have Christmas cookies? I’m not quite sure it is.

We got to catch up on some movies (Jurassic World – awesome. Mad Max – terrifying and confusing and weirdly empowering at the end.) We enjoyed not having to look at our computer screens for hours a day. We watched a few football games and some us were able to finish our fantasy football seasons on a high note.

Generally speaking, people don’t care about any fantasy football team but their own. Maybe it’s just me, but I tend to zone out when people are talking about their latest waiver wire pickup unless there’s an opportunity for me to jump into the conversation and talk about my own fantasy team. (The firm exception to this rule is my mother’s fantasy team. We’re all emotionally invested in the success of her fantasy team. She is not a happy camper unless she is dominating the poor unsuspecting souls in her league. Life is just easier when she’s got a winning record.)

Now that I’ve established that you probably don’t care about other people’s fantasy teams, I’m going to tell you all about the fantasy results for our family.

  • Our mom won her fantasy league again this year with her team, Wilfork You Up. Not only did she win, but she dominated the finals with a season-high number of points. This year she displayed some mad draft skills and had some impressive pickups early in the season that paid dividends later. (Her fantasy intuition, as well as her smack-talk, are reasons why I will not be in a league with her.)
  • Our brother was in the same league as mom (glutton for punishment that child is) and he didn’t do quite as well. Actually, he probably wouldn’t want me to share just how far behind our mom he finished, so I won’t.
  • Val didn’t have a fantasy team, but I’m going to give her the GM of the year award for helping Momma O manage her team. Thank goodness you didn’t screw up too badly or else you might have been looking for new fantasy football employment on Black Monday.
  • I was only in three leagues this year.
    • We’re going to skip going into too much detail about the one I did with some college friends, as it was the worst performance I have ever had in a fantasy league. Completely mortifying. Where’s my cone of shame?
    • I made it to the semi-finals in my work league and finished in 4th place overall, which wasn’t terrible considering the number of injuries I dealt with (and by that I mean injuries the real life players dealt with) and the large number of people in the league.
    • For research purposes, I joined a Battle Red fantasy league. Battle Red is the Texans women’s fan club. I’m happy to report that I won that league and I will be receiving an autographed picture of a Texans player in the mail to recognize my accomplishment. Booyah.

Speaking of fantasy football results, our Weekly Pick ‘Em Challenge is continuing through the playoffs. While Val and I are secretly competitive and enjoy sitting on top of the leaderboard, we realize that this is not a good way to make friends or get people to join our league in the future. I would promise to not try as hard next year, but realistically that won’t happen. Here are the standings as of the wild card weekend:

Weekly Pick 'Em 2015 - Wild Card

We’ll try to be better about blogging through the playoffs. Let us know what you want us to write about in the comments below and we’ll do our best to give the people what they want.

– Michelle


Join The Snap’s 2015 Weekly Pick ‘Em League!

Weekly Pick 'Em 2015

Can you believe the start of the 2015 NFL season is FINALLY here? We’re freakin’ out here at Snap headquarters.

Seriously, we can’t find our chill. I repeat, our chill is nowhere to be found.

In order to celebrate the 2015 NFL season kickoff (Steelers at Patriots this Thursday, September 9 at 8:30pm EST), we are giving all of our Snappers (a.k.a. readers of this blog) the chance to win some free swag. All you have to do to be eligible is join our free Weekly Pick ‘Em league on NFL.com.

Weekly Pick ‘Em is like fantasy football 101 – all you have to do is pick the teams you think will win each each week. At the end of the season, the person (or maybe people depending on the total participation) with the most correct picks will be crowned winner of the league.

Easy, right?

You will need to create an account on NFL.com. If you’re worried about the time commitment, you shouldn’t be. Unless you agonize over your picks, it will take you less than 2 minutes each week. Worrying about forgetting to enter picks is a non-issue since you will receive a weekly email reminder from NFL.com.

We’re not sure what the prizes will be yet, but they will be good – like something legit that will get shipped in a box to you.

The league is open to everyone, so feel free to tell your boyfriend, girlfriend, mom, dad, brother, sister, coworker you like, coworker you hate, physical therapist, babysitter, elderly neighbor, dog groomer, person who grooms your elderly neighbor, priest, and/or laser hair removal technician about our league.

Soooo….what are you waiting for? Click here to join our Weekly Pick ‘Em league on NFL.com!

– Michelle and Val

MORE Fantasy Football Draft FAQs for Beginners

Fantasy Football

Considering the season has started and this is a really popular topic, we’re going to answer some more fantasy football questions for beginners. If you missed our original post on this, here it is. Knock yourself out.


1. I really don’t understand fantasy football. Can you explain how fantasy football works?

Don’t know about you, but my motto is: When in doubt, Google it. In this case, Google has a pretty good basic definition of fantasy football – “a competition in which participants select imaginary teams from among the players in a league and score points according to the actual performance of their players.”

Most everything fantasy mimics how things work in the NFL (I’m about get pretty detailed here and describe fantasy football at the most basic level, so feel free to skip ahead to the next question if you aren’t completely new to the concept.)

– You join a fantasy league to compete against other fantasy teams. A league means there are usually 9 or 11 other people with teams of their own competing against you. Within a league, everyone follows the same rules and everyone selects from the same pool of players.

– You select players that are currently in the league to be on your fantasy team. You acquire them through a draft (or if you are in a “keeper” league, they roll forward each year). Just as people can’t be in two places at once, players can only be on one team at any given time.

– Throughout the season, you can change your roster by trading players with other fantasy teams within your league, as well as picking up players that are currently not on any other teams.

– In real life, teams score points by scoring touchdowns, successfully kicking field goals, or safeties. In fantasy football, your players score points for these same activities, in addition to others. In a standard league, you also get points for how the defense did, which doesn’t happen in real life. Additionally, you get points for how many yards someone ran, how far a wide receiver ran to catch a ball (in addition to yards after the catch), and how far a quarterback threw the ball. That doesn’t happen in real life, although maybe it should.

– Your team goes up against other teams in your league on a weekly basis. You earn points based on the performance of your players that week. The fantasy team with the most points in that match-up wins that week. Your fantasy team has a win-loss record during the season.

– The last 3-4 weeks of the regular NFL season are devoted to fantasy playoffs. Fantasy playoffs do not occur during the actual playoffs because not all teams make the playoffs, and thus, their players cannot earn any fantasy football points. Fantasy teams that make their league’s playoffs play tournament-style to determine a winner. That means you cannot lose a match-up in fantasy playoffs in order to win your fantasy playoffs.

So basically, fantasy football allows you to be a pretend NFL owner and coach, without the financial commitment. It’s pretty fantastic.


2. How many people do you need in a fantasy football league?

Most leagues have 10 or 12 people. That said, the three big fantasy sites (ESPN, Yahoo!, and NFL), will allow you to have as few as 4 people and as many as 20. Keep in mind that all fantasy leagues require an even number of teams (10, 12, 14, etc.) because every team needs another team in the league to match-up against on a weekly basis.

Remember, the more people you have in your league, the weaker your roster will be, because the good players will be distributed to more teams during the draft.


3. What are the standard number of players to draft in each position?

This depends on the site you use and your league settings. The standard roster settings on the big three fantasy sites (ESPN, Yahoo! and NFL) are as follows:

snap standard roster

Remember, these are standard settings and can be changed when setting up custom leagues. These are the NFL’s custom league setting options. These are Yahoo!’s custom league settings options. These are ESPN’s custom league settings options. You’re welcome.


4. Which order should I draft my fantasy players?

There are so many schools of thought on draft order. The best I can do is tell you my tactics, as well as some other strategies.

– Draft your starting lineup first, with the exception of kickers and defense.

– Wait until one of the later rounds for defense and one of the last two rounds for a kicker, unless you have your heart set on a particular defense or kicker. (You probably shouldn’t.) Draft your defense before your kicker because top defenses generally produce more fantasy points than the top kickers.

– Draft a proven running back or wide receiver in the first round. These players will be ranked in the top 15 overall on the draft site.

– I like to draft a quarterback in the 2nd round. Many people disagree, but I’ve found success with this method. Quarterbacks have proven to be a little more durable than other positions and I know that I want one the top 5 quarterbacks because it helps me sleep better at night. You can still get a quality quarterback in the 4th or 5th round of your draft.

For people who want a more specific answer, here are two scenarios that should generally work in standard leagues with 15 players per team:

1) RB, WR, QB, RB, TE, WR, WR, RB, DEF, QB, WR, WR, RB, DEF, K

2) RB, QB, WR, WR, RB, TE, WR, RB, RB, QB, TE, DEF, WR, K, RB

This is actually a pretty helpful article about fantasy drafting order and explains my answer above in more detail. It describes a “total points”  and “point differential” draft strategy that has you compare the total potential points players can earn at each position. The author gives a great example using the top 20 players at each position.

“Only 72 points differentiate the best and worst starting quarterback; however, 158 points differentiate the best and worst starting running back. This positional points differential is what leads team owners to draft running backs in greater quantities before quarterbacks, […] before wide receivers and tight ends.”


5. Who should I draft to be on my bench?

Mostly extra running backs and wide receivers. A backup quarterback is also a good idea if you have your heart set on a specific one. It’s not uncommon to see a second tight end or a second defense, but your bench should be full of RBs and WRs with a variety of bye weeks.

People don’t generally draft a second kicker because you can very easily pick one up on your starting kicker’s bye week.

The bench is a good place for handcuff players, which leads us to…


6. What is a fantasy football handcuff?

Handcuffs are players who are convicted felons that have been let back on the field. Just kidding.

Actually, it’s a tactic that involves you drafting a starting player and his back-up. For example, you draft Montee Ball AND Ronnie Hillman from the Broncos. In case that star player gets injured, you will be able to start his backup, who will be receiving significantly more reps. You probably see this the most with running backs, because they are probably the most prone to injury.

Some top handcuffs to consider are:

– Montee Ball and Ronnie Hillman (Denver Broncos)

– Eddie Lacy and James Starks (Green Bay Packers)

– Frank Gore and Carlos Hyde (San Fransisco 49ers)


7. How do individual defensive players earn points in fantasy football?

If you are in a custom league that also includes individual defensive players, you will most likely be responsible for starting a defensive lineman (DL), linebacker (LB), and a defensive back (DB – safety or cornerback). (Or some combination of these. For example, I’m in a league that only has the LB and the DB). Below are the ways that individual defensive players can earn points on NFL.com and the default point values on that site:

  • Tackle (1 point)
  • Assisted Tackle (.5 points)
  • Sack (2 points); Note: Half Sack will be recorded as half of a sack’s point value
  • Interception (2 points)
  • Forced Fumble (2 points)
  • Fumble Recovery (2 points)
  • Touchdown (Interception Return) (6 points)
  • Touchdown (Fumble Return) (6 points)
  • Touchdown (Blocked Kick, Punt, or Missed FG Return) (6 points)
  • Blocked Kick (Punt, FG or PAT) (2 points)
  • Safety (2 points)
  • Pass Defended (1 points)


8. When do I draft individual defensive players?

The total points method described above in question 4 works for defensive players as well. It really depends on the total number of players you will draft to your team, but I would draft them after you’ve secured your starting lineup and some strong bench members. I wouldn’t draft an individual defensive player before the 10th round.

It’s a little counter-intuitive, but I’ve found that the best fantasy secondary players aren’t usually considered the “best” in real life. Richard Sherman of the Seahawks is good at what he does. As a result, quarterbacks are less likely to throw the ball in his direction and he will have fewer opportunities to make tackles. Thus, less fantasy points.


9. How do I decide which players to start in fantasy football?

Here are the 5 things I consider when deciding who to start on my fantasy football team:

1. Look at bye weeks. This is obvious one, but bye weeks are super important because if you leave one of your bye week players in your starting roster, you’re going to get zero points for that position that week. It’s a stupid thing to overlook and can be easily avoided.

2. Look at injuries. You don’t need to be like Val and read up on your NFL news on a daily basis. Most sites will have links to articles about the player and their health, as well as letters by the player’s name indicating their status for the week. (For example, Q for questionable, D for doubtful, O for out, etc.) If a player is really injured, there’s a chance he won’t even make the starting line-up. Remember – teams are required to submit their final rosters of active players 90 minutes before the start of the game. Teams may only activate 46 of their 53 players on their roster on game day. This means you need to check that list if you have any questionable/doubtful players who could potentially not start, so that you can remove them from your lineup if that’s the case. Also, if another player of the same position on the team is severely injured or out, you can expect your player’s carries/catches to increase.

3. Look at their match-up. Imagine this scenario: you can’t decide between two running backs. They both received the same number of fantasy points in the prior week and they are both healthy. If one is playing against the best run defense in the league and one is playing against one of the worst run defenses in the league, you should choose the running back who is up against the poor run defense. An easy way to know which defenses suck or do really well is to look at Points Against statistics. These stats tell you how many fantasy points teams allowed to each position. For example, if a team’s defense allows the most points against running backs in the league, it might be a good idea to start your running back who is playing against that team.

4. Read Start ‘Em, Sit ‘Em columns. Our favorite is the NFL’s. They don’t list every player in these columns, but there’s a good chance that one of the players you are questioning could appear on the “Start ’em” or “Sit ’em” list and it can make your decision a little easier. Here’s an example of what we’re talking about when it comes to Start ‘Em, Sit ‘Em.

5. Eeny, meeny, miny, mo. If you’ve considered the first four, and you’re still like WTF, “eeny, meeny, miny, mo” can be effective. Sometimes you can have all the information in the world and you still won’t make the “right” decision.


10. I’ve got questions specific to the site I’m using for fantasy football (the mobile app, trade settings, site features, etc.). Where do I go to find answers?

You go the site’s Frequently Asked Questions page. Once again, I will do the work for you and give you the links because I’m just that nice.

NFL – NFL Fantasy FAQs

Yahoo! – Fantasy Football Help

ESPN – Fantasy Football FAQs


Have any other questions that we didn’t answer? Tweet us (@thesnapfootball) or comment below.

– Michelle

Top 10 Fantasy Football Draft FAQs for Beginners

Fantasy Football

We’re taking a short break from our 2014 Preseason Profiles to do a quick fantasy football feature. Considering the season starts on Thurday, September 4, we figured it would be a good time to encourage you to draft your first team.  We’re catering to people who have never done fantasy before, so if you’re a fantasy veteran, some of this may not apply to you.

If you’re still unsure about playing fantasy football, you obviously haven’t read our Top 10 List of Reasons You Should Play Fantasy Football.


1. Where should I set up my fantasy team?

There are a handful of fantasy websites out there, but the big 3 are probably NFL, Yahoo, and ESPN. All of these have smartphone apps so that you can check your team on-the-go. You can’t go wrong with any of them.

NFL – The user interface is great. Visually, we think this is the best one. On game day, the Game Center feature has a live graph of your match-up, as well as projected points. We’re partial to this site because it’s where we started playing fantasy.

Yahoo – Yahoo was one of the first major fantasy football platforms. A neat feature is that they color-codes your players depending on how good of a match-up they have on a weekly basis. (For example, a running back going against a team with a week run defense will be green. A running back going against a team that allows very few running yards will be red.) There’s a lot of tools at the disposal of advanced players, but the site is simple enough that any newbie can pick it up quickly.

ESPN – We’ve never used ESPN for fantasy before, but we do know people who have used it and like it. There are a lot of fantasy experts on ESPN, so if you want convenient links to expert advice, this is the platform for you.


2. What’s the difference between Standard and Custom scoring? Which one should I choose?

Standard and Custom scoring are pretty self-explanatory. Standard scoring involves default point values for each type of play. Sites give the option of Custom scoring so that people can change the scoring values if they so choose. For example, some people prefer 6 points per passing TD instead of 4.

The settings are made at the league level, so everyone in your league is awarded the same number of points for the same plays.

We recommend standard scoring leagues for beginners.

Standard scoring is mostly the same across the different sites, but there are a few differences we’ve highlighted below.

fantasy football scoring points compare

Fantasy Football Scoring Points Compare Standard Settings

Fantasy Football Scoring Points Compare Standard Leagues


3. What’s the difference between the Standard and the Auction format? Which one should I choose?

This refers to how you draft your players. In a standard league, participants are assigned draft numbers and can take any player that’s available when it’s the participant’s turn to draft.

Auction leagues are a little more complex because participants are given a budget. (Standard amount is $200, but this can be customized.) Participants nominate players to go up for bid. The nomination order is usually randomly determined prior to the start of the draft. Once a player is on the bidding block, participants place bids for the player. The participant with the highest bid gets the player.

The whole auction concept is pretty neat because it mimics real life. NFL teams have to deal with a salary cap. Auctions force you to work within a budget.

We recommend the standard format leagues for beginners.


4. How many players at each position do I need?

If you are in a standard league, the number of players in each position is as follows:

Quarterback – 1

Running Back – 2

Wide Receiver – 3

Tight End – 1

Defense – 1

Kicker – 1

Bench – 6

It’s up to you who to put on your bench. We recommend a backup quarterback (who has a good match-up during your starting quarterback’s bye week), at least one more running back and at least one more wide receiver. Filling up your bench is often about taking players with the best value while they are still available.

Customized leagues have the option to change the number of players for each position. Sometimes you will see a flex spot where you can put in a running back or a wide receiver. Some customized leagues also have individual defensive players, which are awarded points for tackles, sacks, etc.


5. What is auto-drafting?

Auto-drafting is when the site selects your team for you. If you don’t log in for your league’s draft, the site will automatically draft your team based on how players are ranked. If you are logged in, but don’t choose quickly enough (most leagues give you 30 seconds to 1 minute to make your drafting decisions), it will automatically select a player.

If you are unsure about your draft skills, feel free to use auto-draft. (Once you participate in your first draft, you will see how easy it is to do manually. Players are ranked and you can see the player’s points from the prior year and projected points for the upcoming year. Most sites also include an average draft position (ADP), so you can see when the player has been drafted in other leagues.)


6. Is it going to cost me anything to join a league?

Not unless you want it to! There are plenty of free options out there and the sites we described above all have free leagues.

On a personal note, we’ve never participated in a league with a payout, with the exception of our annual family playoff challenge, which had a $2.50 buy-in last year. ($2.50 is not a typo. We mostly play for bragging rights.)


7. What if I don’t have any friends with a league for me to join?

First of all, get some new friends. (Just kidding!) You should join a random league. All sites have this feature. These are great for your first foray into fantasy if you are anxious about playing with people you know. Feel free to pick any league that drafts at a time that’s convenient for you.

Another benefit to random open leagues is that some people join them just to practice their draft skills and then they abandon their teams at some point in the season. This means they aren’t taking injured players or players on byes out of their starting line-up. This means easy wins for you, which is a real confidence booster.


8. How long does a fantasy draft take?

Usually about an hour to an hour and a half, depending on how many people are in your league, the number of people auto-drafting, and the draft time settings (how many seconds you have to make your decision for each draft pick).

Side note – We think the perfect number of people in a league is 10. 12 isn’t bad either, but 14 is terrible. As the number of participants in a league increases, the number of really good players that you can draft decreases. Sure, it’s more competitive, but it also gets really frustrating. You will definitely not recognize most of your roster if you are part of a 14-team league. You get to the last few rounds of the draft and find yourself saying, “Should I draft the guy with the broken leg or the guy who is suspended for 14 of the 16 weeks?”


9. The season has already started and I forgot to draft my team. Can I still participate?

Yes! Many sites still allow you to sign up after week 1, so no excuses if you haven’t signed up for a league by the first regular-season game.


10. What’s your best advice for a fantasy football novice?

Know your bye weeks. Pull up the bye week schedule in a different tab so you can reference it during the draft. Bye weeks are when teams have a week off during the season. They happen week 4 through week 12.

It’s important to know your bye weeks so that you don’t draft too many players with the same bye week.

If you decide to draft a backup quarterback, this is especially important. What’s the point of having a backup that isn’t going get any points during the one week that you know your starter is going to be out?

If you have 3 wide receivers and 2 running backs that all have bye weeks during week 10, you are either going to have to accept a loss that week or do a lot of trading and picking up on wire waivers just to get points on the board. Don’t put yourself in this position.


Have any other questions that we didn’t answer? Tweet us (@thesnapfootball) or comment below.

– Michelle

Top 10 Reasons You Should Play Fantasy Football

I began playing fantasy football sometime in college. It started out innocently enough. (I think I was trying to win a trip to the Super Bowl or something and signed up for a random league on NFL.com. Keep reading this blog and you will find the whole contest-entering thing to be a theme. Sorry I’m not sorry.)

Long story short: I became hooked.

These days, I have a problem limiting the number of fantasy teams I manage. I like to do one with my family, and then there’s a usually a work one with prizes involved, and then friends come of out nowhere asking me to fill up the last open spot in their league and then I hate the draft that I did and need to sign up for a new team, and well…it all escalates very quickly. All of a sudden, you have 3+ teams and you don’t know how it happened and you get very stressed out on Sundays when deciding on your line-up because you can’t keep anything straight when you’re managing about 27 different running backs. (For this reason, I recommend only taking on 1 team in your first year of fantasy football.)

Enough about me. It’s time for me to convince YOU why you should draft your very own fantasy football team this season.

 football fantasy gif

1.  It’s educational – Fantasy football, in my opinion, is hands down, the best way to learn about the game of football and the league.

This is how it works: You walk by a TV on a Sunday. There’s a random game on. If you don’t play fantasy football (or read The Snap), you walk past it. (Shame on you!) If you play fantasy football, you recognize the name of your fantasy team’s running back and all of a sudden, you care if he can run the ball into the end zone. You become familiar with players that aren’t on your hometown team. You learn about injuries and other current events in the league because they affect your line-up. You care about when a team’s bye week is because gosh darn it, you need to pick up a wide receiver since two of your regular players are on a bye week.

You learn so much about football and you don’t even realize it’s happening.

2. You don’t need to know much about football to play – I think people hesitate to play because they don’t know a lot about the game. That’s not a valid excuse. Anyone can play. Refer to reason #10.

3. You don’t even have to draft your own players – All leagues generally have an auto-draft feature. That means you don’t even have to worry about picking players to be on your team because the website will do all the work for you. Heck, you don’t even have to show up for the draft.

(We here at The Snap don’t advocate the use of auto-draft because where’s the fun in that? For beginners who don’t feel ready to draft on their own, we recommend the “training wheel method”, where you let it auto-draft, but then step in to avoid disasters (like 4 quarterbacks, a player who is seriously injured, or a kicker in an early round.)

4. It takes up as little or as much time as you want – You can spend 5 minutes a week on your fantasy football team and end up first in your league. As long as you have active players in each position, you are good to go, my friends. Minimal time commitment, easy-peasy.

Or you can be like me and Val, spend the week agonizing over which players to start, creating a spreadsheet for your draft and researching possible fantasy dark horses. I’m not going to say how many hours this takes, but let’s just say that it could qualify as a part-time job for us.

This is Val’s face when she can’t decide what to do with her fantasy team:


5. Something to do with your friends – As the Girl Scouts say, make new friends, but keep the old. I’d like to think it applies to fantasy football. One of my leagues is usually with high school/college friends and it’s a great way to keep in touch. If you are in a league with friends that live in your area, your draft is the perfect excuse for a friend draft party/shindig. Chips and guac, anyone?

6. Something to do with your coworkers – Forbes says it’s a good idea to play fantasy football with your co-workers. Personally, I find fantasy football to be a great way to passive aggressively stick it to someone at the office. You shouldn’t call a co-worker a jerk to his or her face (if you intend to keep your job), but you can steal players they want to draft and silently (or not-so-silently) judge their losing record.

7. You get to come up with fun team names – You don’t haaaaave to choose a witty team name. Just like you don’t haaaaaave to put whipped cream and sprinkles on your ice cream sundae. “[Insert name]’s Team” will get the job done (just like a bowl of plain vanilla ice cream), but where’s the fun in that?

Some of my favorites for this year include: Turn Down for Watt (J.J. Watt), Gotta Catch Jamaal (Jamaal Charles) and De More De Maryius (Demaryius Thomas).

Full disclosure: I Googled these, because I’m just not that good.

Turn Down for Watt, anyone?


Photo Source: USA Today Sports Images

8. It gives you players to root for when/if your favorite team is struggling – Does your hometown team suck? Is it clear that they are not going to make the playoffs? Have you lost all hope and can’t bring yourself to watch their games anymore? No worries – If you have a fantasy team, there are plenty of players on the other 31 teams that you can cheer for during the remainder of the season. Yay!

Don’t be like this guy, who clearly doesn’t have a fantasy team to cheer him up…

sad football player

Photo Source: My PR Genie

9. You can watch Sh*t Fantasy Fans Say videos and they will make sense to you – If you don’t play fantasy football, videos like the one below will go over your head. After you complete you first fantasy season, do yourself a favor and come back and watch this video. I guarantee you will have said at least one of these things during your time as a fantasy football owner. (“I’m seriously considering quitting my job because I’m in 9 leagues.” I’ve never said that before….out loud.)

10. If my Mom can play fantasy football, you can too – My mother is an intelligent, lovely woman who didn’t know very much about football until a few years ago. We talked her into joining a league and now she can smack talk with the best of them. She drafts based on “baby momma drama” and her method seems to work. Her default team name is “Wilfork You Up.” No joke.

We’ll have a post in the next week or so discussing your fantasy football options – which sites you can use, different types of leagues, all that good stuff.

– Michelle